Rent-A-Dick

                                  

                   I work security in a

                   mall department store

                   some call me a rent-a-cop

                   others call me a whore

                   But hey I need this job!

                   and I'm doin the best I can

                   and I enjoy a little satisfaction

                   in knowin I'm "The Man"

                   Some sneak thieves think they're smart

                   and others think they're cute

                   but I'm an expert at spottin em

                   and relivin em of their loot

                   So if you come in my place

                   have a good look around

                   just don't pull no funny stuff

                   or off to the pokey you'll be bound

                   Now the stores owner and I

                   have a sacred trust

                   I protect his gold for a lowly wage

                   by grabbin these boosters that I bust

                   Yes its a sorry saga

                   sometimes I'm forced to agree

                   so I'll snap the cuffs on quickly

                   cause you may just try and flee!

                   Just remember:"The Law is The Law"

                   and "The Boss is The Boss" .…..

                   neither them nor I will have any pity on you

                   if you try and cause the "Haves" a loss!