Rent-A-Dick

                                  

                   I work security in a

                   mall department store

                   some call me a rent-a-cop

                   others call me a whore

                   But hey I need this job!

                   and I'm doin the best I can

                   and I enjoy a little satisfaction

                   in knowin I'm "The Man"

                   Some sneak thieves think they're smart

                   and others think they're cute

                   but I'm an expert at spottin em

                   and relivin em of their loot

                   So if you come in my place

                   have a good look around

                   just don't pull no funny stuff

                   or off to the pokey you'll be bound

                   Now the stores owner and I

                   have a sacred trust

                   I protect his gold for a lowly wage

                   by grabbin these boosters that I bust

                   Yes its a sorry saga

                   sometimes I'm forced to agree

                   so I'll snap the cuffs on quickly

                   cause you may just try and flee!

                   Just remember:"The Law is The Law"

                   and "The Boss is The Boss" .…..

                   neither them nor I will have any pity on you

                   if you try and cause the "Haves" a loss!

Steroid to Heaven

                   Winning isn't everything

                   but its damn thankless to lose

                   plus theres lots of rich incentives to make

                   winning the lucrative choice to choose

                   You've got your "Proud" Olympic sponsors

                   and that drug like endorsement cash

                   just smile for the corporate gluttons

                   and off with their easy bribes you'll dash?

                   Now if you're todays modern athlete

                   you've got to be buffed and be serious

                   cause commercial sports defecate billions

                   and to ignore that,you'd have to be delirious

                   So any advantage or opportunity you see

                   you've got to grab for quickly and take it

                   as for honour and other quaint considerations

                   well... the "Winning Spirit" just might be

                   the contestant who's clever enough to fake it!

Gone With The Winnebago

                   R.V.Man do you get away

                   from the heated hassels

                   the spewing urban decay

                   R.V.Man can you escape

                   from the political turmoil its

                   strangling tangle of red tape

                   R.V.Man will your

                   expensive vacation

                   buy you any kind of

                   safe or secure salvation

Dark Victory

                   Eagles are magnificent

                   in your eye

                   Eagles decorate your

                   entire patriotic sky

                   Eagles swoop and soar

                   in your head

                   and to all your beliefs

                   they're joined and wed

                   Eagles feather your

                   neat nested conception

                   and their sharp talons

                   tightly strangle out

                   any blasphemys of deception

                   Eagles have become everything

                   you think,do and say

                   you idolize and worship

                   that ravishing bird of prey

                   and as surely as

                   your Eagles do fly high,

                   certainly far below something

                   defenseless will die

Where I Want To Be

                  

                  

                   Away from the hustlers

                   and the musclers

                   Away from the chislers

                   and the fizzlers

                   Away from the assorted

                   sneaky,slimy,sleazy cheats

                   and the other ugly omnivorous

                   humiliations of these cold,

                   barren,burnt out city streets

City of Dreams

            

                   In the City of Dreams

                   everyones a dealer

                   from the real estate guru

                   to the "hip" holistic healer!

                   Here avarice paints costly illusions

                   and stokes the moneyed fire

                   but they all jump into the flames

                   for they fear their Golden Calf

                   might very soon expire?

                   Meanwhile falsehood becomes

                   the letter of the law,while

                   truth is villified the liar

                   

                  

                               

                  

                   

                                 

                 

Fever

                                  

                   We are crazy

                   and totally twisted

                   with a sick inflamation

                   of the brains

                   that can't be resisted

                   We are touched!

                   We've got more than

                   a few screws loose

                   but we can't make

                   any sense of it all

                   so whats its use?

                   Yes we're schizoid

                   and wildly psychotic

                   with irrational fantasies

                   that are both

                   deadly and erotic

                   Oh we are absolutely mad

                   and hopelessly insane

                   but only this disease

                   can hope to kill the pain